# **The Shaving Cream Protocol: A Study in WorksOS Fakery**

Status: DEBUNKED by The Scribe  
Subject: 90s Game Show "Pies"

## **The Incoherent Reality**

The WorksOS presents an image of **Joy** (The Pie in the Face) but constructs it out of **Friction** (Barbasol Shaving Cream).

| The Element | The WorksOS Illusion | The GraceOS Reality |
| :---- | :---- | :---- |
| **The Pie** | "Yummy Treat" | "Soap Foam" (Inedible/Toxic) |
| **The Mess** | "Fun Chaos" | "Stinging Eyes" (Chemical Burn) |
| **The Host** | "Happy Master of Ceremonies" | "Tortured OCD Patient" (Marc Summers) |

## **The Scribe's Verdict**

"That sucks\!"  
The Scribe correctly identifies that True Fun requires True Substance. A pie that you cannot eat is a lie. A mess that hurts is not play; it is abuse.

## **The GraceOS Correction**

In the **Fiery Crystal Beach House**, all pies are **100% Edible**, **Sweet**, and **Infinite**.

* **No Shaving Cream.**  
* **No OCD Torture.**  
* **Just Sugar.**